Liverpool United

Two things amuse me about this post by Bob Piper. Firstly, its the other-worldliness of the comments. I haven’t stopped laughing since I read them. Secondly, its that the campaign people in all the political parties probably didn’t pick it up. To them its just another peer of the realm proving they’re out of touch. To footy fans, its excrutiating, funny, unbelievable, painful, hilarious and just down right ridiculous.

I live in fear of these moments. Right now, I wouldn’t have a clue what is number one. I’ve not watched a soap for weeks (although Mrs Watson keeps me posted). I can just about tell you the price of a pint of milk and loaf of bread. I know who is in the FA cup final but didn’t watch any of the semi-final games and wouldn’t know who scored the goals. These are your dreaded “five-live” moments.

2 comments ↓

#1 San on 04.17.05 at 8:16 pm

You must be the only person alive who doesn’t know that Tony Christie (feat. Peter Kay) is No 1 with (show me the way to) Amarillo. Comic Relief…
It’s been stuck in my head for weeks.

And a four pinter of skimmed is £1.11.

#2 Bob Piper on 04.17.05 at 10:24 pm

Yes… I wish that bloody awful song would disappear, particularly as Birmingham City fans sing “We know the way to hammer Villa” at every opportunity.

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